• 7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal - Cracked
• Great Achievements in Chest Hair - Afrojacks
• Kids and Drugs: A Winning Combination - Youtube
• Late Night Burrito Place - College Humor
• 6 Inspiring Rags to Riches Stories (That Are Bullshit) - Cracked
• Autism - Hard-Wired for Gaming - the Escapist
• Top 10 Things Guys Shouldn't Do In Public - AskMen.com
• My kind of establishment - FAILblog

• Eleven Things I Hate About Working at a Liquor Store - craigslist
• Pit Crew Fail - FAILblog
• When you're appointed a REALLY shitty lawyer - Afrojacks
• Videogames: Are Your Children Safe? - the Escapist
• SAS: Zombie Assault - Newgrounds
• Bukkake of the Gods: Japan's Insane Creation Myths - Cracked
• The 7 Best Mexican-Related Urbandictionary.com Entries - Holy Taco
• Real Life Isn't Like the Movies - Daisy Owl

Took an unexpected sabbatical from this site for a few weeks. See, it's part of my supreme dedication to breaking every last one of my New Year's Resolutions. The other resolutions went down one by one, so I had to collect the whole set.

Anyway, I'm pleased to announce that new comics will be resuming once weekly, a schedule that better suits my level of creative output; which is to say, that of a mentally ill rhesus monkey. With new comics dropping on Friday, I'm moving the weekly link dumps to Wednesday, henceforth known as Humpday whether you like it or not. PEACE!

Dictated. Not read.

-the Editor

OK, first off, if you haven't seen SFW porn yet, DO IT.

If you look at the linked page above, you'll notice one of the photos contains an attractive, but oddly familiar face. In fact, if you look at it juuust right, it looks almost exactly like the delectable Kari Byron from the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters:

I don't think I'll ever be able to get that association out of my head. Maybe Kari has a cousin that's trying to break into acting, and will deny these pictures if she ever achieves fame. You know, for doing something other than bonin'.

On the other hand is the less sexy but infinitely more funny PG Porn, a project by James Gunn (director of Slither) which pairs comedy actors with real porn starlets to hilarious effect. Here's the two episodes I'm aware of. If you see any others, give me a buzz at squirrelbacon@live.com.

• Clamato is an Abomination Unto Taste - Overcompensating
  
• 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over - Cracked
  
• Losing elections can make some people so negative - Craigslist
  
• White Trash Zombies - ROFLrazzi
  

Some genius realized that bleeping the uses of the verb "count" from the Count on Sesame Street, it significantly alters his character...

Happy 2009 Y'all!

Kotaku is hosting a Year In Review list of trailers for some of 2008's slickest and most well-received games.





See all the trailers on their site.

• 11 Craziest Ann Coulter Moments - Screen Junkies
• 7 (Stupid) People Who Sued the Scientific Method - Cracked
• "Green" Bible Published, God Now Officially Hates Hippies - Afrojacks
• 12 Videos Of Famous People Falling Down - Holy Taco
• I've been seeing too much of this lately - FAILblog

See more at Polyphonic Matinee

I can't stop watching it, but that may be all the cold medicine talking.

• 8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously) - Cracked
  
• Study shows headbanging can be hazordous to your health - Afrojacks
  
• Letter to a 6'4" Transvestite - Craigslist
  
• Rob Zombie's Inner Monologue While He's In Line At The Movies - Holy Taco
  
• The 12 Most Horrifically Misleading Euphemisms - Cracked
  
• On Preparing for a Holiday With Family - Penny Arcade

There's actual winter weather dumping actual snow on the Seattle area today. It's several inches deep in many areas, which always brings out the worst in drivers. Seattleites, it seems, are not compatible with fire hydrants. In the spirit of goodwill toward man, here are some cold weather tips for those of you traveling for the holidays.

• Winter Driving Tips (.pdf file)
• Winter Weather Trip Guide

images from the Seattle P-I